Send in the Dogs, LR Got Away!
Lord Rhindon
Well its great to be outta that customs office, I tell ya. Bye bye red tape, the inspections, the metal detectors, the bomb squads...that screeching blonde woman (god, she was hard on the ear)....
I'M A CITIZEN OF IRELAND, BABY.
Honestly, Mr Hook, you needn't have made it that difficult. I really didn't want to have to pull the strings. I don't know much about you…but I'll admit you seem a watchful enough sentry at the gate, its your job...so I'll probably spare you the hard feelings...
But trust me, I'll try my best not to smuggle weapons, hire refugees, hold up Banc Ceannais, burn down the Dáil Éireann or become any sort of tyrannical dictator. I promise.
And Nogin dear, if you're reading, I'd like to direct your attention here.
To my friends and the rest, I intend to settle down, write regularly, contribute to the community wherever I will…might dabble in a bit of armchair politics - nothing big, or grand, or anything typically…well…me. 😁
Cheerfully,
~ LR
Politician of Old, British Isles and Ireland.
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Welcome back to Ireland!
Rhindon, as Nog is not yet here, let me front the ladies welcoming committee:
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(whilst reading🙂
http://www.metrolyrics.com/be-my-enemy-lyrics-waterboys.html">http://www.metrolyrics.com/be-my-enemy-l[..]html
If you behave here, you'll be fine.
Watch your moves, 'cause we will be, too.
I'll send you a food parcel...a luxury hamper...
*disclaimer*
Choosing to eat from it will be your own decision
😛
Ooh a cheese platter! I'll take that, thanks very much. Will serve it over wine when I throw the banquet for all my dearest, closest enemies. 😉
The lyrics are a great touch, haha.
Congrats on finally getting into eIreland. Somehow I got this image of airport security trying to find some weapon of mass destruction on a 90 year man and asking him to strip down to his underwear there in the terminal. Poor bugger.
But in any case, let me know how you do getting along.
I thought we used the firing squad for Victor Petrescu's arrival?
Oh hi there Rhindon.
Good to see you back at last.
Congratulations!