Seeking new subscribers
Day 3,652, 13:54
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by Dariuswolff
What is a newspaper without it's subscribers? A waste of time for the staff who put it together, A shout into the wind to remain unheard. A waste of advertiser's money. Fish wrap at best!
So, in honor of my decision to run for congress, I have decided to open our doors to new subscribers. Yes, I know, this was the exclusive, by invitation only newspaper, if you have to ask the price, you can't afford it medium, but we now put that to rest and invite you to subscribe.
For the cheap, CHEAP price of FREE, you too can be on the forefront of breaking developments, malicious gossip, and government propaganda!
Subscribe today!
Many thanks
Darius Wolff
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Free is good. 🙂 I was already subscribed, so you need more readers. I will make a shout.
However please use also some pictures, because we love them. 😉
That's very kind, thank you!
sub 50.
i expect you to return the favor 😛
Favor returned. Thank you!
As a subscriber from way back, this “feature” of the game feels old and antiquated. Subscriptions should cost me money (just a little bit, like 5 cc) for every issue produced. And I want it to arrive in my inbox. I don’t want to have to search through international feeds to find my favourite writers.
That all said, media mogul is probably the hardest medal to achieve (closest rival: top fighter for any account made after 2010). It needs re-tuning...
1000 subs. first task, find someone who can read! 😃 I agree with you. difficult.
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Ohhh, I didn't subscribed this. Ok I do it now: 60. Can you subscribe my newspaper too?