Screw it. I'm Running For Congress.
Molly Emma
Screw It, I'm Running For Congress
Day 1522
1/20/2012
MINOT, ND — After spending MINUTES considering it in my office at Fed Headquarters, I can no longer resist the urge.
Screw it.
My fellow Americans, I am sick and tired of not being in Congress. For two whole months, I have sat idly by as others experienced the joys of debating and interacting on behalf of the people of this great nation. I simply cannot take it anymore! I have to get into Congress. I just have to.
It is with a great sense of relief that I say to all of you today, “Screw it. I'm in.”
No longer will I have to endure watching other candidates engaging in single-pump handshakes with voters, as I use every last ounce of restraint not to shout, "No! Warm double-clasp! Warm double-clasp!" **SIGH** eAmerica deserves someone who can do it right.
Doing it right. For America.
Seeing so many campaign articles for other candidates really got me thinking. Supporting other candidates already on the campaign trail and the fact that I was already wearing my brand new pantsuit was an added motivator.
Dressed and ready to GO!
From pushing healthcare legislation for the DoI, to working with politicians from across the aisle, to brokering international peace treaties with foreign dignitaries, I goddamn love being in ePolitics! For too long has this nation been deprived of a Molly Emma candidacy, and for too long have I been deprived of being in Congress. Now I’ll get to experience all these wonderful things myself!
Oh. And the applause. I look forward to the endless roar of applause perhaps most of all!
Aaaahh. That’s the stuff.
VOTE MOLLY EMMA in NORTH DAKOTA on the 25th!!
Keep smiling USA! Don’t let the whiners and pessimists get you down!
Comments
Good luck.
Crap! If I wasn't a blocker , you'd have my vote.
Good luck!
Chicago, once you are signed up as a candidate, you can move again.
In fact, EVERYONE should both block AND mobile vote!!
:Applause:
Good luck
Voted hope we make it Molly Emma
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gogogo Molly Emma!
Thunderous applause.
". For two whole months, I have sat idly by as others experienced the joys of debating and interacting on behalf of the people of this great nation."
I felt the same way...until I got into Congress and realized there was little to no debate.Just alot of STFU this is how it is going around to the majority of people who brought up anything.
Hope you have a better experience. Best of luck!
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Good luck....you NEED to be in there fooshooo!
I'll vote for you if you come out as openly Wiccan, hopefully while wearing a black velvet dress, and petting an ominous looking cat.
lol...wtf
Molly, I have no doubt that you will be awesome Congressperson, and neighbor, together we own the Dakotas!