Screw It. Again.
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Molly Emma
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Screw It, I'm Running For Congress
Day 1646
5/23/2012
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MINOT, ND — After spending MINUTES considering it in my office at Fed Headquarters, I can no longer resist the urge.
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Screw it.
My fellow Americans, I am sick and tired of not being in Congress. For months I have sat idly by as others experienced the joys of debating and interacting on behalf of the people of this great nation. I simply cannot take it any more! I have to get into Congress. I just have to.
It is with a great sense of relief that I say to all of you today, “Screw it. I'm in.”
No longer will I have to endure watching other candidates engaging in single-pump handshakes with voters, as I use every last ounce of restraint not to shout, "No! Warm double-clasp! Warm double-clasp!" **SIGH** eAmerica deserves someone who can do it right.
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Doing it right. For America.
Seeing so many campaign articles for other candidates really got me thinking. Supporting other candidates already on the campaign trail and the fact that I was already wearing my brand new pantsuit was an added motivator.
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Dressed and ready to GO!
From pushing healthcare legislation for the DoI, to working with politicians from across the aisle, to brokering international peace treaties with foreign dignitaries, I goddamn love being in ePolitics! For too long has this nation been deprived of a Molly Emma candidacy, and for too long have I been deprived of being in Congress.
Oh. And the applause. I look forward to the endless roar of applause perhaps most of all!
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Aaaahh. That’s the stuff.
VOTE MOLLY EMMA in NORTH DAKOTA on the 25th!!
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Keep smiling USA! Don’t let the whiners and pessimists get you down!
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Comments
Screw it, I'll vote this article.
I hope you use that slogan in every thread this term.
"Screw it, lets NE the [enemy][/enemy] already."
gl
screwing it nearly always results in getting erected.
>joys of congress
You've seen how much it makes me want to shoot small children. Either way, it will be better with you around. ^__^
Voted
You almost make it sound like a good thing. xD
sub 982 from me
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