Scrabman's Jedi Council - Just Say No!

Day 560, 21:10 Published in USA USA by Socialist Freedom Org
The latest Press House briefing article outlined a plan put forth by the eUS Department of Interparty Relations for forming a "Jedi Council" composed of a representative from each of the top 10 parties in the nation. Their stated goal is to have a gentleman's understanding to elevate the level of political discourse among the citizens of the eUnited States. The Scrabman administration apparently feels that the criticism that has been piling up at their feet falls into the category of personal attacks and propaganda.

Watching the media over the past few days, there have been many articles slamming the President for his administration's actions (or inaction) when it comes to how it handled the issues that it has recently faced. This criticism has often been valid, such as http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/abrivianius-news-inc--181917/1>this article on Germany. There have also been some apolitical personal attacks, such as http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/scrabman-is-a-gay-fish--813671/1/20>this article. The Jedi Council assumes that eAmericans are unable to discern the difference between a legitimate critique of the failures of the president and a “lulzy” lampooning. I put more faith in the electorate and I would wager that Scrabman does as well.

So what, then, might the council really be for? We have seen that President Scrabman is a formidable politician and has somehow managed to keep his poll numbers up in the middle of a catastrophic second term. Indeed, he seems to dedicate more of his time quieting dissent than he does providing the eAmerican public with a concrete plan for the future of the eUnited States. Could it be that Scrabman is looking to co-opt his political foes?

To those parties who are on “the Dark Side”, do not give in to divisive rhetoric. You have nothing to gain from taking part in this farce in the name of “heightened discourse”. A healthy democracy requires a healthy dissenting voice to point out injustice and a healthy dissenting voice is one that is free of censorship. Let we, the eAmerican citizenry, be the judge of what crosses the line of mudslinging with our subscriptions and our votes.

SAY NO TO THE JEDI COUNCIL!