Scrabman Loses!

Day 502, 12:05 Published in USA Poland by Ryan_5

Washington, D.C.-- In a surprise twist this election, Scrabman lost due to a last minute coalition. Scrabman the incumbent President, was endorsed by the largest party(USWP). He was expected to win and other candidates had all but conceded. The public was beginning to adjust to one more month of Scrabman.

In a secret room, at an undisclosed location. Opposition party leaders come to the realization that the only way to defeat a candidate supported by the largest party, not only in the USA, but the largest globally, was to form a coalition. In the typical backroom politics of the US, the leaders choose which among them was to win, and shifted their parties support.

This 11th hour maneuver was just enough to give the coalition victory. What deals were made are still unclear, surely involved political wrangling and maneuvering the likes the New World has never seen before. Unfortunately, it will never bee seen except by those oligarchs who were involved. USWP members are already calling foul, and claim foreign involvement. An investigation has been launched, yet details aren't expect to come to the public eye.