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Scorpion Orange Introduction

Day 600, 05:54 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Daniel Krane

Hello my fellow citizens, and welcome to the Scorpion Orange.

This newspaper is a Tabloid. I will be making up articles ridiculing politics, celebrities and anything else that captures my fancy. I will not be taking any political side in any of my articles. Everything put into this newspaper will be facetious fiction(or at least I hope so.) Anyone who ignores this warning will, in turn, be ignored by my trained army of ignorant penguins.

In the event of a water landing, this newspaper can be used to smack the other passengers on the head. Their stunned bodies may be used as flotation devices.

-Daniel Crane

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Kaiser Alex Day 600, 06:14

Good luck to your new paper, it should be enjoyable to read.

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