Scandi-fairy-navia
Day 683, 15:20
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by HoeMarx
Scandi-fairy-navia
Once upon a time in a land made of fairy dust and clear streams, the sun rose over the fertile meadows bringing warmth and life to the green planes and the happy children frolicking among the flowerbeds.
The children were all very happy, with rosy cheeks from the gentle warm winds, with blue eyes and fair hair because they all lived in Scandi-fairy-navia. In the summer they all gathered together telling stories about scary monsters, and happily poking each other with the softest rosebuds known to man. Everyone was happy, and they all stuck together, loving each other and causing much inbreeding.
Once in a while some other children from the lands of fire and sulfur would try to raid the fair headed children, and cut of their fair golden hair which they would trade on the black market for mega crack cocaine. So the children decided to sit down and think, and think they did.
A long time went past, and slowly the children's blue eyes turned a silvery red. They bunched up in groups, sharpening the small rocks they found in the meadows, and inbreeding had never seen better days. When the children from the lands of fire and sulfur once again tried to raid the lands, the fair haired children stormed around them, bashing their faces in with their newly fashioned weapons of minimal destruction. As they gazed over the once green meadows now filled with the sweet redness of blood and sweat, movement arose from beneath the red liquid surface.
With the beat of adrenaline and stone the fair haired children sat in a wide circle staring madly at each other with potent satisfaction, and there was much inbreeding.
Completely degenerated the children deformed into mere shadows of their former beauty, and their hair became as red as the blood laced streams. With no new enemy and a taste for blood, the children started to bicker. Once friendly jokes turned into shoving, shoving turned into fights and fights turned into bloodlust, and there was much inbreeding.
P.S.
If you weren't at the Danish meet-up, this story will probably not make much sense to you
Best regards,
HoeMarx
Once upon a time in a land made of fairy dust and clear streams, the sun rose over the fertile meadows bringing warmth and life to the green planes and the happy children frolicking among the flowerbeds.
The children were all very happy, with rosy cheeks from the gentle warm winds, with blue eyes and fair hair because they all lived in Scandi-fairy-navia. In the summer they all gathered together telling stories about scary monsters, and happily poking each other with the softest rosebuds known to man. Everyone was happy, and they all stuck together, loving each other and causing much inbreeding.
Once in a while some other children from the lands of fire and sulfur would try to raid the fair headed children, and cut of their fair golden hair which they would trade on the black market for mega crack cocaine. So the children decided to sit down and think, and think they did.
A long time went past, and slowly the children's blue eyes turned a silvery red. They bunched up in groups, sharpening the small rocks they found in the meadows, and inbreeding had never seen better days. When the children from the lands of fire and sulfur once again tried to raid the lands, the fair haired children stormed around them, bashing their faces in with their newly fashioned weapons of minimal destruction. As they gazed over the once green meadows now filled with the sweet redness of blood and sweat, movement arose from beneath the red liquid surface.
With the beat of adrenaline and stone the fair haired children sat in a wide circle staring madly at each other with potent satisfaction, and there was much inbreeding.
Completely degenerated the children deformed into mere shadows of their former beauty, and their hair became as red as the blood laced streams. With no new enemy and a taste for blood, the children started to bicker. Once friendly jokes turned into shoving, shoving turned into fights and fights turned into bloodlust, and there was much inbreeding.
P.S.
If you weren't at the Danish meet-up, this story will probably not make much sense to you
🙂
Best regards,
HoeMarx
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sounds like denmark because of you
-> alfred temple
Your ignorance and lack of humor never seizes to amaze me.
-Keep it up kid 🙂
Was there inbreeding at the danish meet-up?
I love Denmark!
yeah there was and that's how bogoljub was born
Hmmm I don't like where this is going. Magnus Jolnaes & I and crillep & Grev Per were the only related people there. Since crillep is the one asking, that would imply that he does not know, thus the inbreeding would have to have occurred between my brother and I.
I don't like where this is going one bit!
-> Zeb
hahahaha 😃
lol