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Sarcastic poem. I'm a robber, I'm a robber

Day 5,236, 07:30 • Published in India Cuba

• by Fernando de la Cromid

I'm a robber I'm a robber
I liked stealing money
I'm a robber I'm a robber
I prioritized account boosting over my nation's growth
I'm a robber I'm a robber
That's why I stood for CP elections
I'm a robber I'm a robber
That's why I got 400K cc from Brkn
I'm a robber I'm a robber
That's why I gave the cc to people in form of cc, weapons and houses
I'm a robber I'm a robber
That's why I wasted my 1 month of real life
I'm a robber I'm a robber
That's why I burnt 500 energy bars
I'm a robber I'm a robber
And I bought houses for me
I'm a robber I'm a robber
Coz I'm so good at lying and framing and bending the facts
I'm a robber I'm a robber
But I don't like to get caught
I'm a robber I'm a robber
Coz that's why I fought for India to get 10 resources
I'm a robber I'm a robber
And that's why I was impeached
I'm a robber I'm a robber
And that's why I returned the cc as soon as Brkn asked
I'm a robber I'm a robber
So what if I returned the robbed money
I'm a robber I'm a robber
I tried to steal in the first place
So I'm a robber I'm a robber
And that's why I was banned from govt.

Comments

Fernando de la Cromid Day 5,236, 07:32

I confess in a sarcastic way 😃 Happy Visor?

Fernando de la Cromid Day 5,236, 07:37

Dedicating this poem to Visor who believes this is the story of my impeachment. Only me and Brkn know the real reason why I was impeached.

Visor Of Blades Day 5,236, 08:52

Hmmm so this is what happens when you ask a donkey to write a song. Nice case study, 11/10 rating.

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