Sad story about Fail nation

Day 749, 10:38 • Published in USA Indonesia • by zocky
(Warning: This sad story is not for people who are too much emotional.Your heart wont take it)

Today we have new episode 😃

Sad story about one country who wanted to defeat at least one- 10 times smaller country.They have never did it.In their honour lets read this article 🙁




1.Fail
It all started here:
It was one of the first wars in the game.Happened like 20 months ago.Canada was way smaller but volunteers from all over the world came to help and USA went back in original.With this war one big story started,it began.

2.Fail
Benn Dover made first war for USA in V1:
V1 was change,much different from beta version but still USA failed.It was exactly year ago.USA together with 4 Atlantis countries started offensive and got kicked from French territory.Just to note that France had around 700 citizens back then while USA had more than 5000.

3.Fail
USA thought Portugal can be defeate😛
It happened in January 2009.USA never won any single region of Portugal.Mighty moustache,Mr.Euphonix defeated them alone according to myths and legends.Also Portugal revenged later with taking whole South-western coast of USA including D.C.
Just to note that Portugal had around 900 citizens while USA had far more than 7000-8000(Not sure but I think it was something like that).

4.Fail
Uncle Sam declared war to Mexico,country of ghosts:
February 2009. was month of continuing tradition.USA failed in December,January and they needed fail in February.Mexico didnt have any MPPs in first 2 days.Later they signed MPPs with countries who were busy in other wars.Still Mexico who had 300 citizens defeated biggest country in the world.And yeah,Americans didnt take sombreros back in USA 😃



5.Fail
Scrabman to Russia:
Biggest day of eRepublik wars.Romania lost WSR and Podolia in same day.Both sides spent all their money,personal and national for that 2 battles.On other side in same time USA attacked FER,Russia.Russians had around 2000 people and few MPPs(dont even look MPPs,they all fought in WSR) and USA had population +12000.Despite hard tanking and bankrupt of National bank,american foot never was on Russian territorry.


6. Fail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW EPISODE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jewitt to Japan:
USA had hope to enter in Asia.They laughed at small but proud nation Japan.As usual USA just was good in talk and when action came no American stepped on Kyushu.Japan has 2000 citizens,while USA has 10 times more.Even with Russian MPP they have much bigger population.
Again heavy tanking and many spent RL dollars werent enough so tradition continued.
I am sure this money could be used for US citizens not for EDEN tanks 🙂)



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Hopefully coming soon:

"USA fails in United Kingdom"
"USA stopped in Ireland"
"Spain kicked USA from their territory"

6/6 of fails for now.Still didnt attack 3 more neighboors.UK,Ireland(their ally) and Spain(ally).
I suggest Spain or Ireland to make USA happy by retreating all regions to them.If not then USA will be remembered as country that invaded 6 neighboors and failed everywhere 🙂



Regards