Rylde and the Postman

Day 804, 19:24 • Published in Canada Canada • by LJSilver
Rylde and the Postman


One Monday morning the Postman is working through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Rylde, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles for the recycling bin.

"Wow Rylde, looks like you had one hell of a party last night," the Postman comments..

Rylde, in obvious pain, replies ''Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from the Crimson Canucks over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'WHO AM I'". ?

The Postman thinks a moment and says, ''How do you play "WHO AM I" ?

''Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us, with only our 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.''

The Postman laughs and says, ''Sounds like fun. I'm sorry I missed that.''

''Probably a good thing you did,'' Rylde responded.
''Your name came up seven times...."