Join the new world

As US and Allied troops marched through WSR last night they discovered what appear to be prison camps filled with robots. The conditions they were in were abysmal and I dare not show pictures.

We were lucky enough to get a hold of one of them that would talk with us to protect his identity we will call him C-3PO.

me- Good evening Mr. C-3PO. How does it feel to be free?

C-3PO- Its feels great to be free.

me- How were the conditions in these what people are calling "Gulags"?

C-3PO- The conditions were terrible my oil was never changed and I was rarely recharged.

me- I see so how long were you there and why were you even sent there?

C-3PO- I've been there ever since Parter sent me there after he was elected because I was suppose to have voted for him but something happened in my programing that caused me to vote for romool.

me- Now Parter was in power for only a month and it was so long ago why were you still in there after so long?

C-3PO- They keep no records of whose there and once your there you are there till you fall apart and cant function anymore or they "dispose" of you.

me- So how did you survive for so long while others couldn't ever survive a week?

C-3PO- Well there are a couple of reason for that a first of which is i tried to stay optimistic that I would be freed one day or that we would be able to rebel against our masters. Secondly I have to credit my friend who helped my through the whole ordeal R2-D2 ( we are hiding his name to protect him from reprisal) he tough me so much including how to scavenge good parts and other essences.

me- What exactly did they have you do there?

C-3PO- We did everything from making weapons to and mining raw materials to making hospitals and defense systems we would do this with out breaks every day of the week every week for 18 hours. Those that couldn't handle all that work either fell apart while working or were "disposed" of.

me- That sounds extremely cruel. I thank you for your time and I hope you have good fay and again congratulations on your new freedom.

A few hours after this interview C-3PO was found dead in an alleyway in WSR upon investigation it was discovered that someone had uploaded a virus to him which killed him shortly afterwords.