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A vote for SweatySack is a vote for something! Something that will probably be good.



I will make this short and sweet. I'm running for congress in Oklahoma this October and would love to have your vote. I'm not going to make a bunch of promises, and won't do anything drastic. My goal is to watch and learn during my first term.

Therefore I have no current campaign goals, and not much to say at this time. That's probably political suicide for most people, but I'm not going to lie. You will be electing a player that is online a good chunk of the day. I will listen to what people are angry about, and what they want changed. If I can help change something then great. If not, I will give you an explanation as to why.

Actually, I'm being forced to run. This manatee told me he would have unprotected relations with my mother if I lose. Please help!