Running for Congress

Day 2,100, 09:28 Published in USA Belgium by Emperor Zorokian
Greetings my Fellow Americans,

As this is my first article, I would like to introduce myself. I am Emperor Zorokian, long time Easy Company Fighter, and a more recent We The People Member. I was created American, always was American and always will be.

Today I am proud to say that I am running for the eUnited States of America. I had thought a while about running before, but this month I felt it my civic duty to serve my eNation and help maintain peace and domestic tranquility.

America is on the rebound. Yesterday Derphoof plastered pony gifs wrote of America’s wonderful joint CoT campaign against Hungary, along with Mexico, and Russia. That level of collaboration between allied Nations and the commitment of all the CoT citizen fighters truly shows our undying spirit.

With that in mind, I promise that as your Congressional representative, I will work and vote toward continuing to strengthen our relationship and collaboration with Mexico and Russia, and all the other CoT nations.

Let us bask in the shining metal glory that is the Iron Patriot


I will also work fervently with veteran Congressional leaders to continue to sharpen my knowledge of eUS policies, both foreign and domestic, and learn from the best and the brightest to serve you Americans better. And of course, talking with the great and patriotic eAmerican citizens to see how you are all doing.


And, of course, I will work to Eliminate the new Work Tax completely or set it to 1%. I know it’s been a pain for many of us, and I don’t want to ruin anyone’s profits that keep this great game going.

Every move you make, every step you take, I’ll be (helping) you
So please comment, vote, sub, or message me with questions/comments/concerns

Thank you for your time, and God Bless America!



~Emperor