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Ahhh....the christening of my first newspaper....
And my first article...my platform.

I originally was going to block for this congressional elecction, but with a sudden change of plans, I am NOW running for congress in DC.

Politics aren't my strong suit and I only have a vague idea of how it works.
So I googled what I need in a political platform, and here's the list:



Principles - Drink at least 8 glasses of water each day and eat more vegetables...or is that more a mantra?
Objectives - Ummm...to run for congress?
Positions - Now what positions are we talking about? 😉

As you can see from my 'platform', my stance is more tongue in cheek approach and lacks the seriousness of other candidates.
Honestly, I have no experience as said 'congressperson'. I have no political aspirations.
I don't plan on winning the election, but hope for at least some votes.



So please vote for me...or else I'll have to resort to smacking your fleshy bottom with my paddle. *RAWR* 😉