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Run For the Border!

Day 478, 19:53 • Published in USA USA

• by Nathan Woods

Run for the border was written and produced by Toby Toblerone
Please note, this is for lulz.

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Run For the Border is taped before a live studio audience...

Uncle Sam: And if re-elected i'll bring you RWARR! and it will be good
eUSA: RWARR! RWARR! RWARR! RWARR!
eUSA Industry: 100 wellness! 100 wellness! 100 wellness!
Uncle Sam: So vote for me!
eUSA: UN-CLE-SAM! UN-CLE-SAM! UN-CLE-SAM!
Uncle Sam: You love me, you really love me!

[Run for the border is brought to you by Pablo's Tacos, serving the finest in authentic Mexican cuisine. VIVA MEXICO!]

Uncle Sam: LETS INVADE ME-HEE-CO! (but only part of it, and we'll give it back because we're cool like that).
eUSA: Hell yeah!
Mexico: ¿QUE?!
Uncle Sam: Yeah! We're kicking ass, maybe we could take it all...
ATLANTIS: Hey, what are you chaps doing over there? You buggers, you'll pay for doing that!
eUSA: 100 GOLD! Screw you ATLANTIS, we don't need your stinking alliance anyways...
Uncle Sam: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a tiger by its to...ahh screw it! Lets go for all three!
eUSA: Wait, what?

[Run for the border is brought to you by Paul's Tacos, serving the most awesomely cool Mexican food this side of the Rio Grande. come try our new selection of Mexi-burgers, Mexi-pizza, and Mexi-meatloaf. Be careful, it's SPICY!]

PEACE: Who wants to do spring break in Mexico this year?
Portugal: Sure, why not.
Mexico: Viva PEACE!
eUSA: Crap! Uhh, maybe 100g isn't so much. Lets start a RW, that'll stop em...but wait, do we push the red or green button?
Mexico: Adios mio.
Portugal: Do you think they serve margaritas in Oaxaca?

[Run for the border is brought to you by Lisbon Tacos. Come see our latest special, all invade..err liberators receive a free side of pico de gallo with all orders. Now accepting PTEs for payment.]

Uncle Sam: Psst, I'm here to make a deposit...
The Bank of Englan😛 Right this way sir.
eCongress: Um, why is the door to Fort Knox open?
eCrickets: ...
eUSA: Break out the weapons, we gotta teach uncle sam a lesson.
Mexico: You used them all on us you pendejos.
eUSA: Okay, do we have any pitchforks then, maybe some torches?
eCongress: How does impeachment work again?
Uncle Sam: You hate me, you really hate me...

Will the Portuguese take all of Mexico or will the US be able to stop them. Will uncle sam be saved from the coming mob or is his political life over. and will Pablo finally make a buck err, peso.

Find out next time kids on Run For The Border!

Vote it up! Let's get this international!

Comments

Wade Seagrave Day 478, 19:57

Amazing... simply amazing.

Bill Brasky Day 478, 19:59

It was good on the forums, it was good here. Voted.

Angrr Day 478, 20:00

lol

Toby Toblerone Day 478, 20:00

who writes this crap?

btw, voted and 'scribed.

xmen1 Day 478, 20:02

ha ha ha ....i cant stop laughing ....

Is there any animation guy who can make a scene out of this 🙂

Amaaaaaazzziiingggg..... Better than Simpsons n family guy put togather 🙂

Nathan Woods Day 478, 20:02

I don't know Toby...
I'll tell you if I find out.

Oh. Wait...

Hari Michaelson Day 478, 20:02

Funny on the forums, funny here.

Alex Lawrence Day 478, 20:04

Quality.

Benn Dover Day 478, 20:05

A little bit untrue, but the satire is so overwhelming and funny that it doesn't even matter. Voted xD!

Desertfalcon Day 478, 20:07

I don't think we ever really planned on giving the regions back, originally it was to just hold the northern regions and then it became take over the whole country which was Sam's undoing.

Sir-Edwardof-Avalon Day 478, 20:08

We need a political cartoonist in E-merica, and this should be his first task. Voted and subscribed, good stuff.

Ryan_5 Day 478, 20:08

nice

Jarabefull Day 478, 20:09

lol

Emperor Rick Day 478, 20:09

You sir, are a winner

Porosus Day 478, 20:17

Very good. Worth the LULZ!

Timrugbyflanker Day 478, 20:37

haha lulz

Angle Food Charity Day 478, 20:49

voted

Drake Koeth Day 478, 21:19

Ah man, this reminds me of an alliance long, long ago in a game far, far away. o/Holyone

*wipes away a tear brought on by the fond memories*

-Drake

Al-Iksander Day 478, 21:35

This is so many levels of epic, I have no idea what else to say, aside from voted, and I am already a subscriber.

George Thomson Day 478, 21:40

just great!

Cstarlight21 Day 478, 23:21

Simply Awesome.

Voted!

Grakulan Day 479, 03:08

a true blockbuster script 🙂

bisiacco Day 479, 04:33

simply F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C

chimichonga barbosa Day 479, 06:44

Good stuff.

Chantymalo Day 479, 07:40

HEHEHEHE

It is fun because it is true!

mariposa37 Day 479, 08:45

Funny shit! 😃😃😃

MeiaPeuga Day 479, 12:58

woow...nice conspiricy theory 😃
and VERY nice sense of humour! i really aprecciate it

*says that a person from a country wich invaded Mexico with no reason at all...-.-" *

Jon Barack Bluejacket Day 479, 15:23

lulz? Really?

I haven't seen a truer account of the Mexican War anywhere in the media. 😉

Arbryn Day 479, 15:37

Hey can I get one of those Taco's?

I lulzed

Dubyew Day 479, 16:18

L O L

Wojtowicz Holdings Day 479, 16:50

@DF-
from sams newspaper

"Plans of Occupation
The USA will steamroll right into Mexico, taking quite a few regions at a time. Only specific politically targeted lands will be attacked with the exception of a few border regions. USA will continue to attack Mexico until we have reached the more southern regions, at which point, the USA will halt any further conquest. Upon completion of conquest in Mexico, peace will be declared, and certain regions will be returned to Mexico via Resistance Wars. USA will most likely keep a few regions with no geographical, economical or political purpose, as to not cripple Mexico."

Clark Gable Day 479, 17:19

Haha! Fine job, Mr. Toblerone. Like the Roman plays in the days of yore. You have my vote!

Cash Venero Day 479, 17:24

LOL

GLaDOS Day 479, 17:35

haha oh wow

fhailz Day 479, 17:42

there ARE margaritas in oaxaca

Jon Malcom Day 479, 17:46

That was good.

Roflolmao Day 479, 18:34

Totallyy...

Dwight D. Eisenhower Day 479, 18:39

rolf

Dwight D. Eisenhower Day 479, 18:39

I meant rofl, not rolf

Lester Snopes Day 479, 20:21

rofl

DragonLord Day 479, 21:52

omg, you cracked me up

TheSupernatural Day 479, 21:57

Oh my god that was great!

ssomo Day 479, 22:49

Still genius. Two thumbs up!

Roflolmao Day 479, 23:42

That's called lying Woji. You say one thing, and the second you get a chance you do the opposite and if it goes wrong pretend like you were going to do the first thing.