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RTÉ takeover

Day 1,196, 09:52 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by seanlynch

Good evening, this is seanlynch, new news reader of the RTÉ news, the headlines tonight:

Former news presenter Bertie Ahern has left Ireland to return to Belgium:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/a-loud-call--1694733/1/20

MikeBhane announces presidential campaign, his announcement came at :
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/manifesto-p-1--1691836/1/20

Dan Murchadh, Party President of the Fenian Brotherhood, has announced that he is running for president at: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/march-5th-campaign--1694567/1/20

Marcus Surdius has announced that is will be running for party president of the Costume party at: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/my-run-for-costume-party-president-1694607/1/20

Maddog Jones continues his PTO attempt of Ireland, the latest news is at:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/am-i-irish-now--1694727/1/20

For more news in election news, gossip and maddog updates, stick with RTÉ.

P.S. if you want your news, please message me, Reactionist, that is not real news.

Comments

Reactionist Day 1,196, 09:55

What about my discovery that the Ginger Brits IRA is a gay parade! That was srs bzns

John O'Melveny Day 1,196, 10:04

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seanlynch Day 1,196, 10:14

This news just in, the following newsreader's are unavalible:

-Brian Dobson (RTÉ will no longer buy his suspenders)
-Sharon Ní BhFeoláin (Pregnent)
-Ann Doyle (finally getting surgery on her neck)
-Eileen Dunne (Her hair fell out)

So, only seanlynch and John Finnerty remain, but no one want's to watch John Jumping around while reading the news. So, seanlynch is now Irelands best newsreader!