Rotten New Zealand
MisterBeefhead
Something is rotten in New Zealand. Taxes have gone up, yet surprisingly, the cost of food has risen! I'm no economist, I can't explain how this happened. I'm no congressman, I don't know how to fix this (maybe raise taxes more?) But until this mystery is solved, we need to come together, not as economists, not as New Zealanders, but as... sheep lovers.
I've seen some of our young and hungry brothers eyeing the sheeps in a most unsettling way. Sheep are NOT good to eat. In fact they're probably poisonous. Poisonous... but brilliant. For it is from the sheep we find our salvation. Just eat grass!
Grass is nutritious and delicious, it is readily available at low prices. And the government isn't just sitting on its morbidly obese butt, drooling and farting like a bunch of wildly incompetent stinkypants, no, they are going to make grass even more affordable, by raising the grass tax!
By raising the VAT on grass, we can reduce prices, while maintaining our lavish military spending. All those guns and foods your PCO's have been handing out? Thank the grass tax!
The NZSAS preparing for battle!
Comments
I salute raising the VAT on grass :😁
vote for a global VAT 99% !
Lol voted and subbed (:
Lolz articles sometimes the best way to get your message across to others.
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Votat! Raise grass tax!
cute girls!!!
Hah! As if the government could afford to give us 'green' grass. Do you realise how much it costs to grow that stuff?! We've been making due with the ol' dusty stuff for months now. Starting to get used it, actually.
voted...
maybe New Zealand isn't the paradise we hoped it was...
maybe some people want us to see it like that and hope that we will leave...
lolz