Rivere123 For President of the United Counties of Connecticut

Day 1,002, 16:52 Published in Ireland USA by rivere123

Disclaimer: I hate the Red Sox.
Connecticut, a beautiful place. Enough cold to be Canada. Like the Canadians. Except withot the mass havoc everytime the town's local bar (or pub as you Irish might say) runs out of maple syrup. Ok, not as much havoc. You know what? I'll shutup because I think I've reached my quota of making fun of Canada/sports teams that aren't from Louisiana this article.

Okay, now who is this guy?
I am Rivere123. I am from the very country of Connecticut's origin, AMURCAAAA!!!! I began playing a year ago, and moved here just a bit before President 5nak3yes (however the hell you spend it. Change your name, Mr. President. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY NOT APPOINTING ME AS SECRETARY OF STONING?) took office.

In America, I took quite a few politcal offices, including Congress in Louisiana
To be Finished Later.