Rhone Alps here we come!

Day 388, 07:56 Published in Sweden Sweden by TSM's Nyhetskanal
Move to Rhone Alps tonight! Vote this shit up! 😁
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Since the swedish berzerks, the brave romanians and the fearsome finns WILL beat the frenchmen and WILL conquer Rhone Alps tonight we want all of you to move to Rhone Alps after you are done fighting today but before Rhone Alps is secured. Company owners - check your companies for requests from people who wants to be fired. You can re-hire them tomorrow when Rhone Alps are part of eSweden.

Company owners who repetedly refusing to fire people will risk to get black listed!

Those of you who are unable to move abroad can take the special chartered Flight that leaves about 13:00 eRepublik time tonight. There will be free drinks to get the party started and make people less nervous since it will be the virgin flight with Algaroth as a Pilot, he is already drunk btw.

Now why would you move?
Well, to defend it from Restistance Wars! Starting a Resistace War gets more expensive for every citizen in the region and not just that, the wall points also increases! If we can move 100 guys there the wall will increase with 10 000 EXTRA for those who thinks of starting a Resistance War there!

All of those who moves there and sign up in this thread will recive a moving ticket. (For our Romanian friends I'm working on having 100 moving tickets donated to accounts decided by Romanian leaders.) We are greatful for what you have done. Sweden and Romania will for ever be friends. We fully understand if you must head back home to work in Romanian companies!

Ok,
so if you move to Rhone Alps after you have fight you will do an act of great importance, a splendid strategic move, you will help eSweden and you will get a moving ticket for so you wont even have to pay for it yourself. The government works on getting a hopital there as soon as possible.

Are these things mentioned reasons enough? Of course not!

This is why you should move to Rhone Alps after you are done fighting!


Can I sit in you lap?


I want to show you MY Rhone Alps, please let me!


Oh, swedes you are so STRONG!


Is that a swedish accent I can here? Grrr, take me you animal!


I've been longing for a brave Atlantis warriors..


So, you want wood, aha. I'll give you Wood!


Can my sister join to?


And frenchmen, please don't leave - we have exactly the thing you need!





And frenchmen, please don't leave - we have thing for you!


Let's have a party in Rhone Alps tonight!
Misho

Svenska

När du stridit klart för idag, Fredag, så flytta till Rhone Alps.

Du behöver säga upp dig från dig jobb och från ditt parti. Men så fort vi tagit Rhone Alps igen kan du gå med i ditt parti igen och dessutom söka jobb på samma företag som du sade upp dig ifrån. Regeringen arbetar, förhoppningsvis, på att fixa ett sjukhus till Rhone Alps så fort det bara går.

Företagare håll koll på folk som vill säga upp sig så de kan flytta - lägg sen ut jobb igen så kan ni återanställa dem redan ikväll när Rhone Alps tillhör Sverige! Att starta ett Resistance War kan göras samma sekund som regionen erövrats så vi vill ha dit folk innan dess!

Kongressmän som inte kan lämna landet och andra som inte lyckas bli uppsagda får flytta dit när vi säkrat regionen - räkna med ett chartrat plan lyfter kl 22:00 svensk tid ikväll fredag!

Vi ses i Rhone Alps ikväll!
Misho