RGR Announces Candidacy, Helps ATO

Day 1,863, 19:19 • Published in USA USA • by Sir Gulden Draak

Greetings eUSA, I hope you have been enjoying your holiday season while consuming copious amounts of eggnog and gin jello. Yesterday, during the congressional elections the AFA was able to take 34% of the vote. This is a 1% increase from last month, and while taking a slightly greater percentage their actual number of votes decreased from 890 in November to 811 this month despite letting in several more citizens this month. This is a good sign my friends, people in the AFA are growing tired of the PTO effort and its continued failure. So while the results from yesterday’s election were not ideal, considering it was Christmas, and the total number of AFA voters decreased there are some positives to take away from yesterday.

However, it appears that the eUSA received a belated Christmas gift when Ronald Gipper Reagan (RGR) announced his candidacy today. This announcement is sure to help ATO efforts and put a dent in the progress of the PTO of this nation. With RGR being the eventual AFA candidate whether he takes it by force or through some rigged primary we are ensured that the AFA candidate will not become CP. You see my friends; RGR under a variety of accounts has run for CP a remarkable 11 times in this nation losing every time. This is what people might refer to as a trend. Lose one election; maybe you just caught a bad break. Lose two elections; maybe people just don’t like you or you were up against great competition. Lose 11 elections over the course of several years, and several generations of eRep players it should be obvious that people do not like you and you are not fit to be CP. In a game where very little is sure, as admins can change rules over night, Ajay (RGR) CP election failure is about as sure it gets. Gold specials and Ajay CP election failure are the two things you can count on in this game.



RGR has plenty of fail

Finally, at this point one has to wonder when the AFA will just get fed up with RGR and take over the party themselves. The AFA has been unsuccessful in CP elections the last several months, do you honestly believe running one of, if not the most hated player in eRep, will get you any closer to winning a CP race? You would be much better off just running Hanibal or really any other random citizen. The seeds of doubt have to be creeping in amongst the AFA leadership, why have a leader that draws so much hate from citizens across the game? The AFA has the numbers to select their own leader, why continue to follow RGR around like sheep? RGR has tried to PTO several nations, each ending in failure why not take matters into your own hands?

I feel bad for the AFA, I like people in the AFA, it saddens me to see the party suffer by the hands of one man. However, as long as he is in power eUSA will always associate the AFA with RGR, and the AFA along with the good people in it will continue to suffer. At some point, hopefully sooner rather than later, AFA members will realize this, and they will rise up to take over the AFA for themselves and the betterment of the eUSA. This moment my friends, the moment when the very people that RGR brought over to help PTO the eUSA will instead PTO his own party, will be the most delicious moment of them all.

Stay thirsty my friends,

Sir Gulden Draak