REVEALED: Memoirs of a Former Admin

Day 1,296, 12:25 • Published in North Macedonia North Macedonia • by Nethervor


I am writing this article in complete secrecy and I hope that all of you will be discrete about it. Do not spread it publicly please (only secretly) or my citizen will be killed instantly.

Let me explain.

This article is actually a warning to all the eGreek players that are constantly attacking or questioning the decisions of the administrators of eRepublik. I am deadly serious and very worried about them.

To the point.

I was once an administrator. Naturally, I had a different account then because that one was viciously murdered by you know who. (I intentionally avoid mentioning his name directly because he might track me down). I once spotted something fishy going on and I noticed that the admins looked away when they actually needed to take some serious actions. I rebelled because of my good nature but I was warned not to do it because I might end up somewhere that I wouldn't like to end up.

But I said what the hell, I can't tolerate this and I rebelled for real to you-know-who. 10 seconds later my citizen was dead. No explanation - nothing. However, thanks to my close friends (yes, the rest of the admin team) I managed to get the word about what was really happening.

Turns out, you-know-who is not really "the man" in the game. The strigs are pulled by no other than the Macedonian real life Secret Division. (Yes, I know it pains you to read Macedonia and not F***M, but believe me, I am affraid for my second citizen's life - they are everywhere!!!)

The Macedonian Secret Division is the one that controls the game. Everyone that rebels against their interests is dealth with in the most brutal way. I was once a victim of theirs, and from my experience I would like to warn everyone about the real truth.

For your own sake, do not say anything against Macedonia. They willl e-murder you in seconds. I know it's hard, but it's for the best.

The best tanks that eMacedonia has are actually tortured or blackmailed in order to fight for eMacedonia. I have heard from fairly reliable sources that the Secret Division has the habit of kidnapping relatives of powerful players and then they make them fight for eMacedonia if they do not want anything to happen to their relatives.

Once again, please do not spread this article through public channels. I risk my second e-Life in the game with this, but I just couldn't stand the torture they are doing to you, and I sincerely pity you.


So this is one way of putting it. I constructed this story based on the comments from the citizens of our e-neighbours. This is what you are saying through your sad comments and complaints. Now when it is put this way, do you realize how ridiculous and stupid it sounds?



To the administrators and the rest of the e-Citizens:

This is a completely made up, satirical story/article. Please do not delete it, I was merely trying to have fun and make people laugh. Thanks for reading and continue spreading the love.