Returning to the congress
Day 939, 14:11
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by HoeMarx
Returning to the congress
Taking a short evening break from coding, I hereby announce my inevitable return to the Danish Congress. Now why would I do this?…well mostly because it's just something to do, but also because I have grievous concerns that I feel we need to attend to as a unified nation.
Crucial agenda
1 - We have to many fish in our waters, and they piss me off. So I propose that the congress vote to start a nuclear program, so that we can nuke the fish! I hate them so much!
2 - We need to legalize public nudity and knob play. It's simply not fair that our citizens get locked up and away, just because they suffer from a healthy libido.
3 - We need to end small-minded bickering, and give everybody Rambo sized knives instead. For this purpose I propose the construction of a fight-dome on the main floor of the congress. This will not only be an effective way to settle arguments, but it's also a good reason to eat popcorn.
Best regards,
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HoeMarx
Taking a short evening break from coding, I hereby announce my inevitable return to the Danish Congress. Now why would I do this?…well mostly because it's just something to do, but also because I have grievous concerns that I feel we need to attend to as a unified nation.
Crucial agenda
1 - We have to many fish in our waters, and they piss me off. So I propose that the congress vote to start a nuclear program, so that we can nuke the fish! I hate them so much!
2 - We need to legalize public nudity and knob play. It's simply not fair that our citizens get locked up and away, just because they suffer from a healthy libido.
3 - We need to end small-minded bickering, and give everybody Rambo sized knives instead. For this purpose I propose the construction of a fight-dome on the main floor of the congress. This will not only be an effective way to settle arguments, but it's also a good reason to eat popcorn.
Best regards,
HoeMarx
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Not convincent.
lol@picture
SHINY OBJECTS!!!
R u seriously gonna be an eDanish politican again?
My god the awesomeness has returned 😃
lol@thewomeninpicture xD
"1 - We have to many fish in our waters, and they piss me off. So I propose that the congress vote to start a nuclear program, so that we can nuke the fish! I hate them so much!"
FORKERT ! - Nutidens unge er håbløst uvidende. De husker ikke engang det tibagevendende sildeeventyr der war en årlig begivenhed helt op til begyndelsen af det 20ende århundrede. Vi behøver ikke nukes for at holde fiskene nede, Landmændenes gyllespredere klarer det gratis of effektivt.
"2 - We need to legalize public nudity and knob play. It's simply not fair that our citizens get locked up and away, just because they suffer from a healthy libido."
Det så jeg engang, En fyr der stod i en port med bukserne nede og rev den af. Efterhånden som folk gik forbi kikkede de på ham og så på altmulig andet. Ret sørgeligt.
"3 - We need to end small-minded bickering, and give everybody Rambo sized knives instead. For this purpose I propose the construction of a fight-dome on the main floor of the congress. This will not only be an effective way to settle arguments, but it's also a good reason to eat popcorn."
PAS PÅ ! - Hvad er sejren værd hvis vi ofrer vor danskhed for at redde Danmark ?
Nej siger jeg, Vi skal kævles og ævle mere og mere, aldrig mindre.
mvh Angua
Vi kan bibeholde vores danskhed OG statig få kampe med blankvåben i kongressen, vi gør det bare med økser i stedet for knive! De overlevende kongresmedlemmer kan når de er færtige med at være i kongressen blive tilbudt et langskib så de kan tage til england og hærge, på den måde spare vi også deres dyre pention.
Hvad med at indføre en Vikingestat hvor aller tvister bliver afgjort med økser i kongressalen? Få får vi også en naturlig udskiftning i den folkeforhadte kongres?
Jeg tror at det faktisk ville være en god ide til det virkelige Danmark 😃
Hvis det vedtages, stiller jeg op til kongressen!