Retake the Realm - Join the Army!

Day 1,108, 12:10 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Humphrey Appleby
My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen,



Today, we ride out to retake our blessed Isle; we sally forth to bring hope and prosperity to regions enslaved under the tyrannical rule of the Americas.

We fight with growing confidence, and growing strength against the barbarians in the west – who dare defy the Rule of Law, the Pax Britannica, the benevolent reign of our beloved King Woldy I.

These next few days will prove vital to the maintenance of our title ‘United’ Kingdom. Despite consistent undermining of the admins to our ability as a nation, it is our tradition to rise above it and shine beyond all expectations.

To help us do such – join the eUK Official Army!



http://tinyurl.com/joineukmilitary

We have 3 main branches; the regular army, the Special Forces, and the Home Guard.

The Home Guard is for citizens that can’t work in army companies but wish to attend joint strikes (where a group of the army all hit a battlefield at once). We also have a division for those wishing to work in a company and be supplied with what they produce.

The Regular Army is for those willing to work in army companies and be supplied with official army supplies. Funded by the taxpayer, you will have formidable equipment to not only increase yoru damage but our chances of retaking the country.

The UK Special Forces are for the elite above 750 strength. You’re given top equipment and are the strongest part of the army.

Do your duty and defend the realm!



Yours,


Maj-General Sir Humphrey Appleby MP, MiD x2, SAS, QC, GCB, KBE, MVO, MA (Oxon)
Commander of the Home Guard,
Current MP for London,
Former Cabinet Secretary for the eUK,
Former British Minister of Foreign Affairs and Trade.