Regarding Yesterday's Incident

Day 3,292, 12:04 Published in Norway Norway by integer syntax
On behalf of Partiet, I extend our condolences to Congress and the eNorwegian people for the incident that occurred yesterday.

For obvious reasons, I can't go into detail regarding the incident, but I and the rest of the Partiet administration, are cooperating fully with the authorities and their investigation. I know that no amount of words can undo the damage that has been done by this terrible act. And I'm not sure what would possess this particular individual to go to such lengths, but you have my word, it will never happen on our watch.

It is a sad day when a member of the eNorwegian government decides to take this course of action. I and my colleagues in the party can assure you, however, that we will never stop Partiet Rocking.



I repeat: Partiet will be always sorry (not sorry) for Partiet Rocking.

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