Recapturing Yukon And The Northwest Territories Update: With Goats
Ozymandias Malifozik
*Ambassadorial Update*
As your new ambassador to eIran, i have created a Canadian Embassy on the Iranian Forums, however I dont think anyone over there is fluent in English (or any language I know for that matter).
I have also messaged both the current Iranian President and his predecessor, but without much avail. The language barrier alone prevents any meaningful dialog or negotiations.
hi dear
i talking about this problem with our ally
but we are in impact!!!
you must wait .
president of eIran
This message is all i have heard from the Iranian President, and i'm pretty sure its an epic Google Translate FAIL. If anyone can decipher this, will you please message me or comment?
Also, if anyone out there happens to be fluent in Farsi, would you please contact me?
The first of many updates on my struggle to reacquire both Yukon and the Northwest Territories.
-Ozymandias Malifozik, eCanadian Ambassador to eIran
Comments
I have translated what I can and he seems to be demanding some kind of tribute in goats from you. Can't be sure, my Farsi is a bit rusty.
goats, definitely nubile goats
alright lol lets get to it then. I think offering him goats for those two territories is a fair trade, eh?
If only goats were on the marketplace...
Well depends what kind of goats he wants?
Working Goats or Pleasure Goats?
They are, what do you think Q5 food is?
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Thats pretty funny, give then some goat
perhaps they meant goatee...you know how Google translate can FAIL in the Farsi department 😉
Keep up the diligent work. And thanks for the update.
I keep telling you it's sheep, not goats.
nah, they're not scottish, william