Recapturing Yukon And The Northwest Territories Update: With Goats

Day 658, 18:26 Published in Canada New Zealand by Ozymandias Malifozik

*Ambassadorial Update*

As your new ambassador to eIran, i have created a Canadian Embassy on the Iranian Forums, however I dont think anyone over there is fluent in English (or any language I know for that matter).

I have also messaged both the current Iranian President and his predecessor, but without much avail. The language barrier alone prevents any meaningful dialog or negotiations.

hi dear
i talking about this problem with our ally
but we are in impact!!!
you must wait .
president of eIran


This message is all i have heard from the Iranian President, and i'm pretty sure its an epic Google Translate FAIL. If anyone can decipher this, will you please message me or comment?

Also, if anyone out there happens to be fluent in Farsi, would you please contact me?

The first of many updates on my struggle to reacquire both Yukon and the Northwest Territories.
-Ozymandias Malifozik, eCanadian Ambassador to eIran