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Day 3,989, 14:15 • Published in Nigeria Indonesia • by G A T O T K A C A
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
-Optimistic

My dear ladys and gentlemans i decide to write an article with my bad englsh,i hope that i wont be bad soo much and i will get your endorce 😛

Soo lets crack it!



I went to buy some camouflage pants,the other day but i couldnt find any.







My town’s population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1.









A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”



Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

Patrick: "What school?"


Today I went to a barber’s shop for a shave. The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.

I aske😛 “But what if I swallow the ball?”

He replie😛 “No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.”



Dont forget to endorce 😛