R.I.P. Canada
Augustus Baldwin
Maybe next time you should shoot your load while you have the chance?
Stay outta Canada!
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Augustus Baldwin
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PEACE = epic fail!
canada ? what?
LOL I love how Iran/PEACE just got smacked in the face by Canada/F-E and they still believe they aren't a very weak country who is threatening to no one. Iran is worse than the UK.
'Land of the Field Marshals'? 'Land of the Cry Babies' is more like it. Embarassing, just embarassing. I warned ya.
Mr baldwin,I noticed you're so white,I love guys like you.
Me too hassan? Thanks? I honestly didn't expect such a compliment after the article lol
You were really good in that war. Now it is yours.
But Iran *IS* the Land of the Field Marshals.
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It's just most of them have been asleep since December.
hassan u are very bahal😃baayad velet kard in vasata faghat javaab be😨D
shut up.after USA it`s ur turn.wait...wait...we`r back with peace...
saying bullshits while your faces are punched 😁
@ Mr baldwin
If you were a girl,I would marry you.
@hassan
Its ok hassan, I'll marry you even if you are a man. We don't have those kinds of prejudices in Canada.
ROFL at article and AB's general level of hilarity.
YAY I can make diamonds now!
@Mr baldwin
where will we go for our honeymoon,honey?
hassan1 is still pondering Augustus's answer 🙂
great job ... another one bite the dust
nice job Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
@hassan
Well the man usually makes the big decisions
AB, aren't you already married or are you into polygamy?
Baldwin,so I should say where we will go?
btw,I wanna 19 children.
ANOTHER GAY WEDDING?
Jeez lads, we reallly need more women.
@hassan, only 19? You should come to eIreland.
LOL, no birth control there pal.
you know miss grainne,I think mr baldwin is a bit hairy,also I doubt he can bear 19 children.
You sure are better and whiter.
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Well hassan, I am cuter for sure, if it is a female you are after.
Though Baldwin is handsome and brave. (imho anyway)
White? Oh my dear, you know nothing of the Irish redhead?
I am soooooo white, I am fish-belly blue and glow in the dark.
I could NEVER survive in a country as hot as yours...unless you locked me in an icy cellar perhaps?
Don't fancy 19 kids either tbh....though the exercise....
"btw,I wanna 19 children."
Jesus, I'd love to see how many attempts will you do before you realize that is not possible.Ausgustus's ass would be like a tunnel after that...
P.😨 Just kidding
@Grainnie
Madam,Our country also have some mountains ,We can live there,also about children,I can give you discount,how about 18 children?
@gonzo
LOL
gonzo23: "Jesus, I'd love to see how many attempts will you do before you realize that is not possible."
You know, there are websites for that kind of thing, if you REALLY want to watch...
oh my. this is great. ever consider writing a real paper? i wish real papers were this great. lol