Quebec to Ask for Independence, Canada threatening to take over Pakistan
Day 270, 14:39
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Published in Pakistan 
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by Altnabla
Quebec, Canada
Too much oppression of french minorities in Canada pushed the mayor to ask the question whether or not Quebec should join France. Crisis was almost avoided when the french, fearing diplomatic degradations decided to issue a statement underlining the fact that France will not help Quebec.
That's when Pakistan pops in, our wonderful government appointed me to to release this official release (wut) http://www.erepublik.com/article-524622.html. Canadian newspaper began to relay the information. Reactions were as usual very opposed to Pakistan.
"Does Pakistan border Canada now? Because Norsefire supports the independence of India, China, and hell... lets say Mars too. Free the Martians!"
Discussing the power of Pakistan, I replied that it was very feasible for us to push a local pro-Quebec independecy party to the top of their ridiculous 50 votes. Chief Deputy of the norsefire party replied the following :
"And then we will go to Pakistan while your in Canada and take over Pakistan. We can trade countries. I hope you like snow because I like poverty..."
Pakistan now shivers in laughs.
Too much oppression of french minorities in Canada pushed the mayor to ask the question whether or not Quebec should join France. Crisis was almost avoided when the french, fearing diplomatic degradations decided to issue a statement underlining the fact that France will not help Quebec.
That's when Pakistan pops in, our wonderful government appointed me to to release this official release (wut) http://www.erepublik.com/article-524622.html. Canadian newspaper began to relay the information. Reactions were as usual very opposed to Pakistan.
"Does Pakistan border Canada now? Because Norsefire supports the independence of India, China, and hell... lets say Mars too. Free the Martians!"
Discussing the power of Pakistan, I replied that it was very feasible for us to push a local pro-Quebec independecy party to the top of their ridiculous 50 votes. Chief Deputy of the norsefire party replied the following :
"And then we will go to Pakistan while your in Canada and take over Pakistan. We can trade countries. I hope you like snow because I like poverty..."
Pakistan now shivers in laughs.
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Viva La revolution! Viva La Rebillion!
Viva LoDNS !!!!
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What.
Didn\'t we used to have good relationships with Canada? When did they turn so pig-disgusting.
I fully support Quebec\'s independence, they don\'t need to be oppressed anymore like Tibet.
Thanks for your support Pakistan!
PaperNews in Québec and Canada
http://www.erepublik.com/all_news-local.html
You French Canadian traitors you are a disgrace to Canda!
and you make all the french canadian look bad!
Shame on you!
Oh yes more insults, I love insults.
I love shame ! We want more !
Peace for all.
if the good lord dio wills it, then it shall be