Put words in Pfeiffer’s mouth - GET PAID

Day 3,212, 08:09 • Published in USA USA • by fingerguns


If the XLYMPICS taught me anything, it’s that the players in this game have a lot of hidden talents. Pfeiffer is running an all day stream on his beam channel and giving away a crap ton of money. Well, I want in on that. Not winning money, but giving some away!

I won’t do it for nothing. I mean, I’m not running for President. I don’t need to buy your love. But throughout the day I will be awarding hefty sums of cash to the best submissions for 2 different caption contests.

I decided to go with pictures of Pfeiffer (well...Bill Clinton, pretending to be Pfeiffer), since it’s his stream and he only promotes stuff with his name on it. So, eRep...what is Pfeiffer saying in these pictures?

Round 1:


$15000 FIRST PLACE WINNER: Blande!




$7000 SECOND PLACE WINNER: SnoopyOfDeath!!




$3000 THIRD PLACE WINNER: It is just khotko!!




There were a lot of really great entries! Which one is your favorite? Leave a comment below!

AndraX2000: “What do I think about losing the Fed's endorsement? I thought that they were proud/horny, not lame/boring.”

Franklin Stone: “That was not me....”

Animis: “He’s luckier than a dog with two dicks.”

Crimsonninja: "Beating Orik is just that easy!"

Clopoyaur- “Everything was rigged! Don’t trust this guy!”

Joey3790: “Let me test the wind... The wind says I'm going to win the election.”

Cerastes Admanteus: “No seriously, I started by just shoving this back there.”


Round 2:

$15000 FIRST PLACE WINNER: Derphoof!!




$7000 SECOND PLACE WINNER: Franklin Stone!!




$3000 THIRD PLACE WINNER (I appreciate not going for the obvious): Lex Talbot!!




There were a lot of really great entries! Which one is your favorite? Leave a comment below!

AndraX2000: “Want a return to the glory days of eRep? Remember rimjobs!?”
SnoopyOfDeath: "That's the size of an American mini pizza, so shut up!"
Crimsonninja: "Orik's winning by this much, folks."
Joey3790: "Number of things that is going to go wrong with a Pfeiffer Presidency: 0"
Cerastes Admanteus: “And now it's this big. I can dispense canned beverages back there!”
Khotko: "The exit polls show that my chances for a presidency equal this"
Hadrian X: "This is the walnut size brain of the people who don't vote for me. And Oblige's blow hole."
Ilene Dover: “And then my proctologist pulled out a cable that was THIS big…”
Achillius Mason Macario: "This is how loose my new secretary will be."


Day off work today. It’s an election. If the wigs can keep the site up and Pfeiffer can keep the stream running, LET’S HAVE SOME FUN!

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Also I have all this money burning a hole in my pocket and if I don’t spend it on you, I’ll spend it on something really stupid.