PUBLICATION CHECK POINT
Maxmillian VonWillebrand
Dateline: Saturday, February 8th, 2014 (Day 2272)
Location: Liberty Advancement Party Headquarters
Music: Newspaper is progress and progress is news.
Today’s LAP Dance:
: 1: Introduction
: 2: Join the LAP
: 3: Forum Feast
: 4: Music for Our Eyes
Contributing to Today’s Edition:
Irule777, Maxmillian VonWillebrand, Sharky Malarkey, Lothair Carlovingian, and Party President TellUrGrlThx
Introduction
Lothair Carlovingian
eLadies and eGentlemen, we know you have missed us and our LAP dances, so we couldn’t wait to release a new edition of the Gazette. Due to the rush, this will be a shortened, “weekend” edition, but don’t worry, it will still be the shining beacon of genius in journalism that eAmerica has come to expect from us.
Join the LAP
Sharky Malarkey
Let me begin by telling you all how LAP saved my life. Before I became a member, I lived an existence that few can recover from. I tried to do good, but was lost in the shadows, adrift under the weight of youth and misunderstanding. Yes folks, I can now admit to myself and others that I was dwindling my life away in another Top 5 party. Luckily I was yanked from this desolate place and am here to tell you good people that there is life beyond.
LAP prides itself on being the “party of new beginnings”. Anyone who comes with somewhat sane ideas and motivation will be given a place and a voice. Our forums are always open, as well as a dedicated group who keep the IRC alive.
So come, join us. Set yourself free.
Forum Feast
Maxmillian VonWillebrand
That’s right ladies and gentlemen - The Feast of Kings is NEW AND IMPROVED!!! If you have been able to take advantage of our most humble of offerings (that is available to anyone who fills out THIS FORM) then you’re about to be blown away…
Wait for it…
OK - So by filling out the form above, you can receive 300 wellness in food every day - but NOW, for all of our LAP members, if you go to THIS THREAD and post a request, you will get 600 WELLNESS IN FOOD!!! Thats right, 600 wellness in free food - every day - simply by being a member of the LAP and requesting the food in the forum.
Now everyone else can still request the 300 wellness by using the form available to all eCitizens (regardless of party affiliation), but come on - this is just one MORE reason to come and join the LAP today!!! Better hurry before the monkeys come down and eat all the food!!
Music for Our Eyes
Lothair Carlovingian
Calling all LAP dancers! I like getting rewarded for minimal work, don’t you? Good! Then I highly recommend participating in the LAP media contest! All you have to do is publish an article having the subject matter be “Why join LAP?” of at least 100 words with the tag [LAP] before the title and send Lothair Carlovingian a PM with the link. If you do this, you will automatically get 10 Q7 tanks! If at least 10 LAP dancers participate, there will be additional rewards for:
“Best Overall Article”
“Most Voted”
“Most Creative”
“Most Comments” (not including the author)
“Most LAP Votes” (voted on the LAP forum)
The rewards for each of these will consist of 40 Q7 tanks and 1000 Q6 food for the lucky five winners! Those winners will be determined by the LAP leadership (with the exception of the “Most LAP Votes”). Why not enter?
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Your Liberty Advancement Media Team:
Custer, TellUrGrlThx, Maxmillian VonWillebrand, Lothair, Sharky Malarkey, and Irule777
Support this newspaper and the LAP Media Classes by Shouting this Shout!
The Lap Dancers' Gazette Vol 8
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/xxxxxxx/1/20
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Comments
The first article written by one of our own - a real citizen of the eUSA who wants his voice to be heard!! Let's vote this up so everyone gets a chance to read it. Don't forget, anyone can have the opportunity to become a freelance writer through my paper - anonymous or published, your choice!!
voted 🙂
Try joining a party, and/or the eUSA forum at http://erepublikusa.com/forums/index.php
But you're right, the game could use more built-in regional interaction mechanics
@ Gregoir
Absolutely...joining a political party is a great first step. As would be actually participating in the military, and not just training every day. That's how I got so much more involved and am now Lt. of the Hotel Hellhounds...
Maybe we should raise the minimum wage. But I will say that in the future I may find my self starving because my job doesn't pay that much. I think we should be able to work like once an hour or something and have an hourly wage. That would mean that people in general could afford more and we would have something to do.
Voted
and no we don't need to raise the minimum wage, you only make 1 USD a day for 3 or 4 days then you should be able to make more.
@Nemo
Minimum wage being raised wouldn't help...What you need to do is be proactive in finding a good job...Raise your skill level up, and either ask for a raise, or go find another job that pays more...