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Day 868, 11:36 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar

This is an aardvark.



This is Ireland. Or Scotland. It's one of those places.



Learn these well, citizens, because the everlooming threat of there being a real and dangerous threat from Weapons of Mass Destruction in Ireland is somewhat significant, as our Prime Minister GLaDOS declared earlier today:

"I have come to the conclusion that Shadow is a butt."

The eUK's national intelligence service, aided with Phoenix operatives, has discovered some shocking images taken from one of their larger oil factories in the mountanous region of Østlandet, and we can conclude fully that it is indeed being used to construct WMDs.


There are some reports that we are only 20 minutes away from a strategical strike.







Keep Calm & Carry On

There are a number of things you can do to safely protect you and your family from an attack:

- Join the Army! The best defence is a good offence, right?

- Stay informed! A little knowledge goes a long way.

- It's simple... kill the Batman.




But above all, never forget...


An Irishman, caught in his natural habitat, drinking unrefined oil.

this man is your enemy.

There is to be no mercy for him, and we must strike now before the threat of the threat of significant danger becomes a reality.




In two months time, when you look back at this, you will ask yourself:

Where was I when my brave countrymen fought to protect this nation against the Irish?



Well? Where will you be?