Public Broadcast: Alaska has been secured!
Day 603, 07:12
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Published in Israel 
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by Yoel ben Shalom
Dear citizens of Israel,
Alaska has been secured! This means that the first PEACE attack on our great friend, the United States of America, has failed!
Our beloved country made a great contribution to the war on the American side. We did more than 40.000 damage and that I tell you, is a lot for a country of our size. I must admit, I am very proud.
I hope that all of you are prepared for the next battles, because it will be more and I am expecting that you will make me proud again!
You gave 'em hell, Israel!
/Ben Shalom
General of the Israeli Defense Forces
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Thank you,
eIsrael!
Kadima! May our enemies be scattered!
Love the picture! 🙂 It's ashame the retreating Russians didn't take her with them!
YEAH!
Thank you Israel! All of America salutes you today. o7 It was a teriffic victory, one of what we hope will be many more in the coming days and weeks.
-General Joseph Schmo (Retired)
U.S. Deputy Secretary of Defense
Well done. Btw how often can one country attack the same region? Once a day, once a week, once a month?
Yay!
Congratulations America!
Woo! PEACE has no idea what they're in for!
Thank you Israel, we will return the favor someday.
down with israel
just iran
Down With Israel Just IRAN
Congratulations, America! I am proud of my contribution to the battle!
I didn't know I had readers from Iran.🙂
I have to admit its wierd iranian readers bother to scour this article..
Maybe its something more suspect then simple curiosity?
It is to be expected. Iran doesn't like us much and they most likely read almost everything Israeli for signs of weakness, unkind words, trolling, etc.
Just be kind and courteous to our Iranian friends. We do not wish them any harm or ill will.
Bravo Squad #3, excellent job! Tnx, people, next time we can do even better🙂
Good job Israel. We kicked ass and took names, split a few heads and put some boots up some asses.
Good job everyone.
bravo squad #3 rulez. 😛
hehe i fought too of course.
happy we won, i got some worries when it started, russia's allies are strong.... 😒
down with israiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilll
I dont mean to be discourteous but .. Poran? that name in english sounds kind off.. umm.
Lets not get into that.
Hold up, its under attack again.
poran u are IDIOT 😛
Thanks for your support, Israel. It was a close fight, so we needed that 40k to win. We owe you one.
down with america and israil
i am from iran and promise to you that we give you country
ha ha ha
wait us
@Yoel, Shalom.
you got readers from a lot of countryies 🙂.
next time you want to insult us, try using a spell checker.