PTO Threat! Clear and Present Danger! National Security! State of Emergency!

Day 852, 18:04 • Published in Philippines Philippines • by cruelbear

First of all, sorry for not writing daily articles, or even somewhat frequent articles. Anyway, as you may have noticed over the past few months, we are under a threat of Political Take-Over led by a group of Serbians. I would like to announce that we are officially in a State of Emergency. The Government of the Philippines is doing everything in its power to prevent a PTO, but we need your cooperation for the survival of our great country. I am asking all Citizens to vote wisely on election day, and follow instructions given by Revilo X, Hekter, Ariel David Buena, or myself. If possible, save your votes for your last login on voting day. If we all help each other, we will prevail!