PTO: repercussions of boredom

Day 982, 08:23 Published in Australia Australia by Dean Kong

Dean Kong waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Indo's in the NSW. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Pryme Minster k0nstent were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Dean was an eAustralian for one years. When he was young he watched the adverts and he said to dad "I want to be in the eAustralia"
Dad said "No! You will BE PTO BY INDOS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the defence system base of the NSW he knew there were Indos.
"This is k0nstent" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Indos!"
So Dean gotted his q5 rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO REPORT US" said the Indos
"I will referral at him" said the Sandygee and he fired the new citizen page. Dean shotted at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to report.
"No! I must report the Indos!" he shouted
The radio said "No, Dean. You are the Indos"
And then Dean was a cow.