Psychic Acacia's 2013 Predictions
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by Acacia Mason
Good Evening eCanada,
As Psychic Nikki has released her predictions for 2013, I am pleased to announce that I too have my psychic predictions for eRep and eCanada 2013 ready.
Psychic Acacia's 2013 Predictions
1) Rylde will be elected CP
2) In a drunken rage Rylde will attack the eUSA, fire his entire cabinet, only to later admit it was a mistake and move to Bulgaria to become TemujinBC's Pet Monkey.
3) Rolo and Wally will finally admit to their secret bromance and announce the arrival of their first love child. They will name him TemujinBC.
4) In a colossal game changing event, Wilhelm Gunter will tell one of his corny jokes in Congress causing Exalted Druid to have a fit of laughter so overpowering he will accidentally hit the impeach button and successfully end the reign of of Leo Balzac as CP.
5) Energy bar factories will be announced…in an unrelated event, Alfagrem's credit card will hit new heights of usage.
6) Alfagrem will receive his VISA bill and suffer a coronary only to be resuscitated by JamesW in a most romantic way.
7) Mary Chan will announce her secret marriage to Justin Bieber, breaking the hearts of eCanadian men everywhere.
8. Q5 training grounds will be launched…damage calculators will be re-calibrated to allow for 30 digit damage totals.
9) A new rank will be introduced beyond GOW***…it will be called VISA GOD
10) Plugson will finally marry his high school sweetheart, Olivermellors. They will later adopt Homer J. Simpson.
11) Headless chickens will be replaced with headless admins to more accurately reflect the game state
12) Funky Hum24n, in a cocaine induced mania, will change from Team Star Trek to Team Star Wars. He will marry Princess Leia and together they will give birth to a Wookie.
13) Venoms III will inherit a stalker only to later find out it was his multi
14) Addy Lawrence will finally come clean and admit to being the multi of Jacobi
15) It will be discovered through the examination of top secret CAF Archives, that Foxfire is really Fox Blutch
Thats it for 2013…I wish you all the best
Yours In National Unity,
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Indeed.
seems legit.
I personally like number 13 😃
"13) Venoms III will inherit a stalker only to later find out it was his multi"
Oh my.
I lol'd
Good fun
I'm not looking forward to diaper-duty. Homer's jokes stink as bad as it is : )
I rehired most of my cabinet lol
"Funky Hum24n, in a cocaine induced mania, will change from Team Star Trek to Team Star Wars. He will marry Princess Leia and together they will give birth to a Wookie."
This didn't happened already ?!
It's nice to know I'll have a quiet, scandal-free year ahead. 😉
Goran Thrax
16) Starting January 10th, Acacia Mason restart doing NE and finish a whole year by doing it EVERY Thursday and every other Tuesday.
Dammit he knows!
😛
16) Starting January 10th, Acacia Mason restart doing NE and finish a whole year by doing it EVERY Thursday and every other Tuesday. x2
oh and j'ai RAE xD
I'm gonna have to invalidate your last one right away... Ain't nothing in the CAF archives relating to foxfire.
16) Starting January 10th, Acacia Mason restart doing NE and finish a whole year by doing it EVERY Thursday and every other Tuesday. x3
Foxfire 😕= Fox Blutch. He cannot into French nor my skype.
RE #7: Rylde did change his avatar to Justin Bieber... zomg, Justin Bieber was elected as eCan's CP!!
Plugson and Oli? Really?
Worst parents ever!
3. So that's why Wally rejected me : P
7. Considering Mary just proposed to Rylde, that makes it a rather awkward threesome
12. So you're saying I'll be reborn as Funkie and Leia's child? Time to start a wookiee revolution I guess.
16) In a monumental moment of stupidity, Isaac Rose will be elected PP, only to crap himself and hand the party back over to Randall.
Great stuff!
what about our secret love child acacia?
Greta Article o7
lol Homer fianlly gets adopted \o/
*finally
"it will be called VISA GOD" LOL
Hey Acacia: Did you hear the Irish government has finally decided to experiment with driving on the right hand side of the road? They're gunna move all the trucks and buses over, and if that is a sucess, they'll move the cars over too.
pretty accurate predictions so far i must say.