Proof
khasim
A quiet, skinny little man was brought before a judge. The judge looked down at the man,
and then at the charges, and then down at the little man in amazement. "Can you tell me in your own words what happened?" asked the judge.
"I'm a mathematics professor at NYU specializing in the nature of proof," replied the man.
"Yes, go on," said the still astounded-appearing judge.
"Well... I was at the library and I found the books I wanted and went to take them out. They told me my library card had expired and I had to get a new one. So I went to the registration office and got in another line. I filled out my forms for another card, and got back in line for my card."
"Yes, go on," said the judge
"And he asked, 'Can you prove you're from New York City?"
"So, I stabbed him."
Comments
first 🙂
Didn't really understand it, but voted nevertheless! 🙂
LOL 😃
vote 😛
haha
or Limerick
So true 🙂 Brilliant.
Ahahahhahahhaha
ahahahhahahahaha
ahahhahaha
xD xD
lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Let me read it once more.
😒
😛
voted
lol?!
whahaha xD
It's sort of an anti-joke. They have a name for jokes like this, but unexpected/funny nonetheless
I was expecting shot him, but still a laugh and vote
aw.. new york people are scary then.. ^ ^
voted ;P you may be giving foriegn players bad thoughts about america and specifically New York 😛
Nice... 😃
lol
Super joke da.. Poi olunga paddikara vellaya paru
Officeku varama veetle vilayadittu irrukiya?
Lol!
jajaja
or Limerick [x2]
vote
if you want I have cheap weapons
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