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Day 1,369, 14:17 Published in Ireland USA by Van Nelle

Greetings citizens of eIreland.
How are you? (lol, jk. Don't care)
I am writing this article in order to ask for your vote in the upcoming Congress Elections.
And right now you're thinking "Why the hell would I vote for you?".
Well my dear friend the answer is quite simple. You should vote for me because... I'm going to make eWeed legal!

Okay, okay stop cheering now you bloody junkies, I was joking.

Just vote for me and keep fighting for eIreland. These are the only 2 things you can do to save yourself and the whole nation.

You're welcome.

Cheers!