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Prime Minister Declares Snake Whacking Day!

Day 578, 15:38 • Published in Canada Canada

• by BelatedDeath

Prime Minister has purged all Deputy Ministers of their access on classified information in response to COBRA's threat of selling out our secrets to other nations. Our PM has stated, " No changes in cabinet make up have been effected. Deputies do not currently have cabinet access though."

Perhaps this is the end result of the PM's resolution to enlarge cabinet to get some new blood in the old veins. As the saying goes, "The more there are, the harder it is to keep them inline".

Will this purge work? Will it drive all of the COBRAs out of Springfield? Only time will tell...

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Tyler F. Durden Day 578, 16:31

Perhaps it is a covert COBRA operation to consolidate absolute control over the channels of power.

*Insert audio of criminally insane laughter*

Makes perfect sense. Hegelian dialectic.

Julius Caesar was right when he said,

"Beware of the leader, who strikes the war drum in order to transfer the citizens into patriotic glow, patriotism is indeed a double-sided sword. It makes the blood so boldly, like it constricts the intellect. And if the striking of the war drum reached a fiebrige height and the blood is cooking and hating, and the intellect is dismissed, the leader doesn't need to reject the citizens rights. The citizens, cought by anxiety and blinded through patriotism, will subordinate all their rights to the leader and this even with happy courage. Why do I know that? I know it, because this is, what I did. And I am Gajus Julius Cäsar."

Jacobi doesn't neccessarily have to be 'in on it' either. He could very well be an unwitting vehicle for a covert op.

If the opportunity is there...some will take it.

*Insert audio of criminally insane laughter*

Got Blood?

Andy Goolahee Day 578, 17:24

Step 1. Jacobi was "warned" after the election by the CEP (AB included) that his cabinet had too many members and it posed a security threat.

Step 2. AB "quits" the CEP party and forms COBRA.

Step 3. COBRA somehow accesses Confressional information...a congress that is made up of 25% of his "old" friends.

Step 4. The CEP claims that their self fulfilling prophecy has arrived!

FAILS! CEP PROPAGANDA FAILS!

Bruck Day 578, 19:13

1. I warned him because he had too many Cabinet ministers, I had too many Cabinet ministers too and we all know what that cost us.

2. AB quit the CEP Months ago, this is inaccurate

3. I suppose the CEP should have more then 25% of the Cabinet positions being the 2nd largest party, good point

4. Hasn't it? Is this not what I warned would happen?

I won't let Canada be threatened by COBRA, by these...terrorists! Something must be done. I know CSIS is already hard at work to curb there actions and I will help them every step of the way if requested. If I find any CEP members working outside the confines of the law I won't bother with the courts, i'll deal with you myself.

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