Presidential Update : Day 2
patton
Phew ! * patton wipes sweat off of brow *
The first day is finally over. I forgot how busy the first day of a presidency. I even think I managed to break my own record yesterday with maybe 90 or so PMs I sent out.
In Control
Thanks to the hard work of my ever diligent VP, MooMoohead , the new passwords have been put into place and the New Ministers are sitting at their desks. Yesterday I realized I forgot the Ministry of Health in my update so I have appointed Santiago Hortez to be in charge of that sector. Also I want to send out an apology to Yddub Emwolb because I forgot to mention that he is my Minister of Beer. Im not quite sure of the parameters of the Ministry though so Minister Yddub will have to establish that at a later time.
Still Need
My administration is still in need of a Minister for Recruitment. We need someone to create a team to traverse the great void(internet) and snatch us some babies. This is vital to our future as a nation so please sign up.
War
For the first time in my eLife all the Dail seems to be Pro-war. However, since its the Dail we cant decide who to war with 🙂
Here is the situation. In the North we have Norway whose government was just TO'd. The takeover government canceled Norway MPPs and left it open to attack. In Glados' (UK President) latest article we know it is their intention to strike Norway to get its high oil region. However, dont worry too much Ireland. In the same article Glados still promised he would attack us 🙂
In the South our Bro Croatia might be having a problem. I dont have all the information but the country of Bosnia has been PTO'd by the Serbians. I will get back to you on it when I receive more information.
Ireland will go wherever we are most needed.MoD Snake and I took some steps today to simplify the distribution process and we should have a deployment in a few days. Our primary goal is to kill redcoats but we must always be there to fight for our Bros 🙂
Cabinet Meeting
All Ministers should have contacted already , but if you havent heard the meeting is at 12:00 erep time today. If you cant make the meeting please try to schedule a different time with me so I can speak with you about your Ministry .
Conclusion
First day is finished and now my administration is settled in. Until my next update, Stay classy Ireland
Comments
o7
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Nooooorwaaaaay \0/
o7.
Bros>Brits
o7
NOOOOOOOOOORWWWWWWAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Way to go, good work
o7
Great work o7
o7
o7
o7
Did you get my application for Minister for Snow?
Nice work patton and nice Anchorman reference at the end of the article! 🙂
o7
Ok good.
I still like you 🙂
o7
A lot of o7ing, I see.
@Tony Bird : It's the Military Salute now go back to your eUK media.
07 back guys 🙂
Norway, Norway, Norway! How cool would that be?!
Being Pro-War means sending 10 guys with Moving tickets?
Since when?
O;7 (I'm wearing an earring)
I want the position of Minister of Gay and Joy.
Wouldn't it tick off the UK if we took the high oil Norwegian region first.
*tunes out brit pirate channel repeating "norway"*
eChrist, you'd think they'd have upped the technique by now, huh?
aaaaanyways....
o7
@ Bristel, if you get it, call me, it's traditional to go on a shoe-shopping-fest upon appointment 😉
Relax, eIreland. The only way UK could ever dare to attack someone, is by foul play. By removing 3 out of our 4 MPP's, they finally dared to do anything, WITH their MPP's activated by the Turkish PTO'er we had - everything at the same time Russia is coming from the North...
Oh, the brave, brave UK!! ..Oh, wait!?
We still love you, Ireland 🙂
I'm so glad you're president again.
o7
@Gormley , Minister for Snow ---- ? planning a tour of bolivia, peru ,and columbia to build up *ahem* "trade relations" ,stimulants for the troops, goes nicely with last years liberty caps, for the berserker in us all
lmao at C.
ssssssshhhhhh!
themz special emergency provisions, for mobile troops.
meh.
loose-lipped gorillas on the loose 😉
Minister for Snow, Minister for Beer, and ffs give Bristel the other one, will ya?
Bout time we had a bitta craic round here 🙂
07
I love this daily update thing that you do! Keep it up! 🙂