Presidential Oath of Office

Day 1,812, 12:25 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • by naxhi26

Hello eKiwis, today is a bright day, a day to think of the future, forget the past, and look at the present. First order of business is to congratulate the winner of the elections, DrMr Lazzy Ass o7 as our president for the month of November. He will have good plans for the future, as have all past Presidents before him.
Second thing is the most important, the president is the highest authority with the power to make alliances, declare war overseas, etc. He must have certain guidelines to follow if to be a successful president. Let us begin.

Presidential Oath of Office

As President of the Grand country of New Zealand, I am the highest authority in the land.

Being Head of the executive Branch, I have the ability to ratify laws, take military actions overseas, and forge alliances with other Nations of the globe.

I swear to use my powers wisely and thoughtfully in order to lead this country into the future.

I swear to make wise proposals and not abuse my power for my own gain.

I will not be swayed by the political parties that live on this land.

I will not ask congress to past unwise, or downright stupid laws.

I swear to forge alliances with those that want to be our allies.

I swear to airstrike a far off enemy if they are threatening our existence, our ideas, and/or our beliefs in any way or form.

I swear to preside over the congress to make sure they are doing their jobs, and doing them well.

I will appoint ministers that are experts in their field of work assigned to them.

I will provide citizenship to those who truly deserve it the most.

I will honor any war declared on by enemies of the Circle of Trust.

I will not press a war the people are against.

I swear to protect the people of this land and their natural rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

If i do not uphold this oath and abuse my power, i will be impeached and at the mercy of the law.

Last, I swear to lead this nation into a brighter future for those who inhabit this land

So Help Me God