Presidential address to Israel

Day 610, 00:12 • Published in Israel Israel • by BuzzyTheCat

Good evening Israel,

It has been awhile since I have formally addressed you, but this does not mean I have not been active. Since my last address, Israel has purchased a new Q5 hospital for Jerusalem, which I am sure you have noticed.

We have also been super busy helping our friends in the US against the aggressive attacks by Russia. To this point, the IDF has dealt over 151,000 damage, and has averaged a massive 49.4 damage per fight. For comparison purposes, Greece is averaging 26.48 damage per fight, and the US, which has spent huge amounts of gold tanking with their best fighters, has averaged 37.93 damage per fight. 151,000 damage is also amazing for a country (Israel) which doesn’t even have 700 citizens. Another way to compare our damages is that for every citizen in Israel, we have done 233.55 damage. The US has done 236.54 damage for each one of its citizens. Our damage isn’t what I had originally expected it to be, but it is turning out to be an amazing effort non-the less.

However, onto a more somber note. Our allies in the US lose more territory each day that passes. So far, 9 states have fallen to the seemingly unstoppable Russian and PEACE war machine, and new battles are opened daily. The war is quickly turning into that of attrition. Whoever has more gold, and more natural damage (damage which comes just from fighting and using a hospital, not damage that comes from spending gold on tanks) will be the ultimate winner of the war.

However we cannot forget our other allies, the Spanish, who in a very worrying move have attacked France. While this will draw fire away from some Canadian regions, it is worrying because Spain has activated 9 MPPs in their attack. Not only are they fighting against France, but also nearly half of PEACE. Countries like Indonesia, Brazil, and Hungary (the PEACE heavy hitters) will now be able to counter attack into Spanish regions.

So where does that leave us? Well, we need to think about a time when we wont be able to depend on allied protection first of all. We will also need to ponder what it means if the nations we have become friends with are no longer there to help us.

That is the state of the world Israel. It isn’t pretty, it is very uncertain, and in all honesty, I am not very sure were we stand in this whole mess. I wont sugar coat it for you. I will just talk to you honestly and like adults. Canada is dead in the water, they really have no hope of survival. The US is going to be very badly hurt by the end of this, though they will still exist on the map. Spain is in very grave danger because of their attack on France. Where Israel stands after the ashes have settled… no one knows for sure yet.

Good night Israel, You will be in my prayers tonight,
BuzzyTheCat, Israeli President