Presidental Victory

Day 2,147, 06:11 • Published in Australia Australia • by Brennan Shields

Hello fellow eAustralians last night polls came in and by a sneaky little fella told me I won.

Yes I am the first person to become the vice chair man of eAustralia. As my first order every one is to pay up to 50gold tax to me. If you can not afford it I will kindly take your first born son as a payment.

Second order is to tell the Indos to GTFO, if you don't go away by sunrise then you will feel my awesome power of kung fu.

Third order is to legalize the publication of coles hair gel into all prisons and government offices as the only thing you can eat whilst you are there.

Thank you all eAustralians

PS I didn't actually win.

but you can still send me gold if you wish.