President Hekter eMarried Today!!

Day 877, 21:10 • Published in Philippines Philippines • by Keegan Knoll

At *insert some late hour here* tonight, President Hekter emarried his longtime eFiance, Angelini, in a small, friendly gathering, with a trout, and some other interesting things, and a bar that caused me to forget much of the rest.


Fortunately, the stapler objected to Hekter's cat's objection, and the problem was resolved quickly.

So, congratulations to Hekter and Angelini! May your eMarriage last long, and if it doesn't, I'll be confused, as your divorce will be half-illegal.