Portugal: The next victim of Serbian PTOers? [EN]

Day 1,500, 09:29 • Published in Portugal Portugal • by S.Ribeiro

Dear readers of The Global Moustache

After some vacations in Croatia, that were unfortunately cut-short, our newspaper returns to Portugal. However, it is with sadness that this time we are the bearers of bad news.

As all have seen, ePortugal has established itself as a leaf in the Tree of EDEN. We have beaten the eSpaniards on our last war, along with eMexicans and eVenezuelans. The last ones are still under the occupation of our Empire, in the Province of New Cabinda. Everywhere in the world ONE is getting their asses kicked day and night. And I am proud to see that my eCountry is part of that beating.

However, the slavemasters of ONE, eSerbia, remains strong. And how you know how eSerbia always fights..

Dirty


A group of eSerbian PTOers have allied themselves with a bunch of Portuguese spoiled children who for long have tried to take over our country. They have always failed miserably since the Portuguese community treats them as they deserve: children.

And so, they asked for help from ONE. They sold Portugal just so that they could attain power. Among others, the most vocal of these kids are marcelosantos, paisana and ze alface (the last one was even temporarily banned for creating multies)
So these traitors, who are not fit to run a cheap brothel, let alone a country, seek to rule Portugal as a puppet of ONE. Thinking they hold the country as an hostage, yesterday they demanded respect, gold and high ranking positions from the ePortuguese community.

You heard me. People who betrayed our nation want respect.
Completely ridiculous.They deserve no respect.
And they certainly won't get any from me.

But unfortunately, through multies and new, uninformed players, they are part of the Portuguese congress and have started giving out citizenships to eSerbian PTOers. And as we all know, eRepublik is not prepared yet to deal with political takeovers. So I ask of you, friends. Portugal has fought for you in the past with all our might. We still fight for you today. Do not let one more of your allies fall to ONE PTOers. This happened to ePeru already a long time ago and more recently to eNorway.


Serbian PTOers and traitor clones flocking into Portugal. One cloner was already banned but only temporarily. The rest remain on the loose.

Come next Party Elections, they will try to gain control of one of the Portuguese TOP5 Parties. Probably the one that is ironically called "Partido Portugal". This is the party that launched them into congress by failing to organize itself in time to provide blockers. If they do not receive help, they will fail again. Or possibly, they will start from a small party, the Partido Bovino and work their way up into power.

Our whole country will be united against this threat. We want to fight this. If we can prevent this party from falling, we will become able to block them from congress.
But for this we will need your help too. We do not know how many Serbian multies will flood to these Party ellections. And from what you can see here, the traitors are capable of using multies aswell.
One Serbian is already part of our congress.

So please, pay attention to any request coming from the new ePortuguese government that will be ellected on the 5th of January. Whichever candidate wins, they will do their utmost to stop these traitors..

Oh... and for any Serbian PTOer who might be reading this...
Actions like this are making me lose any respect I still had for you.


So we send this picture with all our love and kindness from The Global Moustache press offices.
S.Ribeiro


The other picture I previously used was removed by me, after a request by two Serbian friends. We assure you that this article is against a PTOer group from an ecountry, not any irl nation.

Vote and comment please 😉

And I ask... If you are a friend of ePortugal, please take a minute to please shout this, my friends:

Portugal: Threat of Serbian PTO[EN]
http://tinyurl.com/cvj7jn9
Vote and shout!