POO let's leave Dry Land en mass and teach them a lesson!
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by Wilhem Klink
Party of Opprobrium hear me!
Some other parties may be called to abandon eCanada for an unspecified uptopian country that may (or may not) accept their citizenships, but I say why stop there? Let us, brethren & sistren, join as one and abandon dry land and live on (or below) the oceans.
or maybe
No more sore feet from walking! No more watering the lawn! No more trips to the beach! Utopia is at hand!
Let's free ourselves from the True Elites of this country. No, I'm not talking about those run of the mill elites, I speak of those who pull the strings of these puppets, the secret cabal of fake "dead" people who really run eCanada.
Plugson
Acacia Mason
Jacobi
Rollo (no link)
Quentin Carlson
Don't be fooled by the Living Elites, its the Undead Elites that run eCanada!
Join me under the sea. I'll pony up 69cc for each person joining me in turning their back on the Undead Elites. Wait, maybe don't turn your back to them, maybe back away slowly. Wait, don't do that something always appears behind you when you back away. Maybe just run in a panic? Nothing bad ever happens during a panicked frenzy, right? No? Oh boy there's no escape from the Undead Elites!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA
Remember the documentary Waterworld wasn't that bad of a movie. It can be your "not that bad" of an eLife, too.
Drift along with me like flotsam (or jetsam if that's your thing, no judgement).
I promise to run our water utopia with the same ruthless efficiency as I ran that POW camp in the TV documentary. I'll need a good Sargent of Guards, though...
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Indeed.
YES!
Our numbers grow.
Damn Undead Elites!
~hyuu~
Is Wally Cleaver still in my basement? I've moved out eons ago. Surely someone has kept him fed all these years.
Man, I forgot about Wally. Always felt like he was somebody's multi, though.
I'll double that with another 69cc run free from the undead elite or swim whatever it is you do in a panicked frenzy.
Ahh yes my activity has no spawned 2 troll articles in response. All in a days work for super Rylde. Doin my part to keeping this dive alive.
eCan hero and legend
I'm not trolling you, I'm straight up mocking you, you Drama Queen.
I'm not trolling him either, mine's a legitimate offer. Now you, my dear Klink, I am trolling. 😋
Just as well, i'm happy you took the time out of your life to make fun of lil old super Rylde.
Does POO float?
Hell yeah.
That was a huge oversight on my part.
could be a candy bar?
Leaver you traitorous lot! Out! OUT WITH YOU I SAY!!
The continent of Atlantis was an island
Which lay before the great flood
In the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean
So great an area of land
That from her western shores
Those beautiful sailors journeyed
To the South and the North Americas with ease
In their ships with painted sails
To the east, Africa was her neighbor
Across a short strait of sea miles
The great Egyptian age is but a remnant
Of the Atlantean culture
The antediluvian kings colonized the world
All the Gods who play in the mythological dramas
In all legends from all lands were from fair Atlantis
Knowing her fate, Atlantis sent out ships
To all corners of the Earth
On board were the twelve
The Poet, the Physician, the Farmer
The Scientist, the Magician
And the other so-called Gods of our legends
Though Gods they were
And as the elders of our time choose to remain blind
Let us rejoice and let us sing
And dance and ring in the new
Hail, Atlantis!
https://youtu.be/9AUEjzVQwKo
"Atlantis is actually a state of mind, maybe a perfect society. Inside, humanity is the same. There are different colors, different locations. But inside there is a constant knowledge that everybody has in every age." -Donovan: https://unmask.us/songwriters-c-e/donovan/
Well ain't that song deep...unfortunate how the old eRep Atlantis had a messy en😛 https://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/ATLANTIS
Actually I thought the song was a nice, long, mellow piece of music with which to enjoy my doobie. ⛵
No need to run. Come on in for a swim. The water's fine. : )
Why's everyone in a rush lately to get somewhere that's just like everywhere else?
https://youtu.be/Rvq_tOGGrSw
Look who's got lost and found his way back to hell.
no longer undead. This right here was worth the entire article.
Don't tell me Plato now charges for publishing articles! I'd endorse yours but being undead didn't pay well, or even at all, so I'm all out CAD.