Political Humor

Day 601, 04:44 • Published in USA USA • by Nero Preto

USA, day 601 of the New World



Political Daffynitions

Campaign rhetoric: Baloney disguised as food for thought.

A radical: Someone whose opinions differ from yours.

A politician: One who claims to understand both sides of an issue (and may take them both).

Tax collector: Someone looking for untold wealth.

Congress: Where a person gets up to speak, has nothing to say, nobody listens, then everyone disagrees.

Tax loopholes: Like parking spaces, they seem to disappear by the time you get there.

Defeated candidate: A person who is lucky because he doesn't have to explain why he didn't keep campaign promises.


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Many people will spend the summer occupied with fishing and politics. In fishing you use a worm, and in politics a worm uses you.

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If a person is well-informed on world issues, he can run for political office. And if the voters are not well-informed, he can get elected.

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Republicans and Democrats have a lot in common. Republicans wear $1,000 suits, and Democrats drive $1,000 cars.

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A politician's idea of a mistake in judgement is accepting a small bribe when he should have done the ethical thing--hold out for a big one.

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The world's smallest gathering is a politician collecting his thoughts.

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I got a letter from my congressman deploring how America has become a throw-away society--but I threw it away.

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Have you noticed? It's always the fat cats who want to tighten somebody else's belt.

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Congress has more good actors than the World Wrestling Federation.

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A president can't fool all the people all the time. That's why we elect a president and a vice president.


PS: I'm just joking with this article, no offense with the politicians.

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