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Plumbers? Sappin' MY Brussels?

Day 777, 12:28 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar

To all the men, women and Meghan of this great nation, I ask you:

What are we without our brussels?

Some of us love them, some of us fear them, but they are always there. You can have your cabbage and you can have your spinach and sometimes even you may have your asparagus, but the brussels are always there.

Standing strong, standing proud, and being quintessentially British.

So I say, as a nation, we must protect them with everything we have. We must do everything we can to fight these unruly plumber armies and drive them away from our precious Brussels.

Stand proud, shoulder to shoulder with your fellow man, and fear not their pipe wrenches or washers. Have fire in your hearts and Q1s in your hands, and let's show these Poles what's what.

For Belgium!