Please don't vote for me
Daniel De Vito
OK, so I've decided to run as a blocker in the lovely region of canterbury.
Please don't vote for me. Vote for another candidate. Vote for someone who'll turn up and vote and care about what you think. If I am the only candidate in this region then I strongly suggest that you move regions to find a better candidate to vote for somewhere else. My reason for appearing on your ballot paper is to ensure no PTO's happen this month. I hate congress and think it is pointless. The pathetic scrabbling of people writing their life histories out in a desperate attempt to appear electable depresses me.
I apologise if my negativity upsets anyone.
Daniel de Vito. unprospective congressman. October 2010.
Comments
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Yes your negativity offends me greatly. LEAVE NOW!
Voted! Oh, wait...
Thanks for your service!
Yes your negativity offends me greatly. LEAVE NOW! X2
blocker is always useful. thanks for your service!