Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself

Day 926, 14:19 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVYPaAx0l5Q - For your audio pleasure.

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Right, well, where to start?

First of all, I want to say I'm fully confident with my new team behind me for election victory. It's going to be a tough election, but I have a hunch that there's not many racists in the eUK (apart from this guy) so I'm hoping on a landslide victory.

"Go back to your constituencies, and prepare for government!"

Still not convinced? Well, let me make it easier for you:

Digby is a pretty cool guy (and isn't racist, either), an😛

- has been a congressman in the eUK for three terms;
- has helped in two ministries in the past;
- is a well-respected and highly influential lawyer in the eUK's crown court;
- is always ready to answer questions and help people;
- isn't racist.




Over the past few days, however, I have had numerous attempts at political sabotage by various people. In the presidential candidate debate, held just yesterday, I was barred from taking part (despite being the 3rd official candidate) and unable to answer any of our important questions in the eUK - thankfully, though, I persevered and did an interview straight after, because I'm a nice guy like that.

I've also been having to wave away party trolls from the UKRP (silly righties) who attempt to smear my name and personally attack me. It's seems a shame that even in a serious election there are those who wish to be immature and harass people for standing up for what they believe in - Mac equality and anti-racism (so if you ask me they're almost being quite racist).

I respect everyones opinions though, and I'll defend them to the death, because I'm nice like that.



I also want to use this opportunity to wish all the candidates good luck in the election, so...


good luck!


Oh, yes, and don't forget to sign up on the jolly forums located here, and if you need an avatar, I've got some supercool colourful ones for you (isn't that nice?):

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-Digby